The Dodgy Giraffe

The Dodgy Giraffe always carried a bag of poop to annihilate One might consider this to be an unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Giraffe needed a bag of flour that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Giraffe carried a stapler that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Giraffe had a Harry Potter wand that they would often sleep with. It might be a new action, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Giraffe looked for a ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was exciting. Bizarrely, a ball would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Giraffe desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would hug. It might have been an original action, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it was awesome. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.