dickvandyke (41)in #gremlin • 5 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Depressed GremlinDepressed Gremlin always kept a custard pie that they liked to throw. It would be a new thought, to me and my parents…dickvandyke (41)in #elephant • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Red ElephantRed Elephant always kept a pint of cider that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a…dickvandyke (41)in #alien • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Troubled AlienTroubled Alien had a crown that they sometimes drop. It is considered to be a different approach to life, to many, but…dickvandyke (41)in #aftab • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Silly AftabSilly Aftab looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a weird thought…dickvandyke (41)in #scammer • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Depressed ScammerDepressed Scammer always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would experiment on. It would have been a peculiar…dickvandyke (41)in #bird • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Curious BirdCurious Bird desperately searched for a set square that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly…dickvandyke (41)in #snake • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Eccentric SnakeEccentric Snake desperately looked for a tomato to throw. This might appear to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me…dickvandyke (41)in #newt • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Jolly NewtJolly Newt craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be a different exercise, to me…dickvandyke (41)in #ogre • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Hungry OgreHungry Ogre always kept a porno magazine that they would sometimes share. It should have been a fairly weird and…dickvandyke (41)in #knight • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Retarded KnightRetarded Knight looked for a cup to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to…dickvandyke (41)in #nerd • 29 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Red NerdRed Nerd searched for a block of cheese to put on his head. It should be an odd action, to me and my husband, but not…dickvandyke (41)in #newt • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Magical NewtMagical Newt always carried a cucumber that they would hug. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful…dickvandyke (41)in #poodle • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Chinese PoodleChinese Poodle desperately looked for a melon that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a somewhat…dickvandyke (41)in #queen • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Big QueenBig Queen desperately desired a ball that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a…dickvandyke (41)in #gremlin • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Crazy GremlinCrazy Gremlin wanted a tomato that they liked to experiment on. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to…dickvandyke (41)in #princess • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Purple PrincessPurple Princess had a sword that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been an unusual idea, to…dickvandyke (41)in #santa • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Exceptional SantaExceptional Santa often carried a tomato that they would often embrace. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful…dickvandyke (41)in #giraffe • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Fucking GiraffeFucking Giraffe always had with them a crown that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a fairly…dickvandyke (41)in #chimp • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch. Fat ChimpFat Chimp always had with them a magic 8 ball that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly…dickvandyke (41)in #dog • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Chinese DogChinese Dog desperately searched for a cucumber that they would often demolish. One might find this to be a fairly…
