dickvandyke (41)in #knight • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Retarded KnightRetarded Knight looked for a cup to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to…dickvandyke (41)in #nerd • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Red NerdRed Nerd searched for a block of cheese to put on his head. It should be an odd action, to me and my husband, but not…dickvandyke (41)in #newt • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Magical NewtMagical Newt always carried a cucumber that they would hug. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful…dickvandyke (41)in #poodle • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Chinese PoodleChinese Poodle desperately looked for a melon that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a somewhat…dickvandyke (41)in #queen • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Big QueenBig Queen desperately desired a ball that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a…dickvandyke (41)in #gremlin • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Crazy GremlinCrazy Gremlin wanted a tomato that they liked to experiment on. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to…dickvandyke (41)in #princess • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Purple PrincessPurple Princess had a sword that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been an unusual idea, to…dickvandyke (41)in #santa • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Exceptional SantaExceptional Santa often carried a tomato that they would often embrace. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful…dickvandyke (41)in #giraffe • 28 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Fucking GiraffeFucking Giraffe always had with them a crown that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a fairly…dickvandyke (41)in #chimp • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Fat ChimpFat Chimp always had with them a magic 8 ball that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly…dickvandyke (41)in #dog • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Chinese DogChinese Dog desperately searched for a cucumber that they would often demolish. One might find this to be a fairly…dickvandyke (41)in #sparrow • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Hungry SparrowHungry Sparrow often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be a weird…dickvandyke (41)in #martian • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Silly MartianSilly Martian looked for a CD player that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly exciting activity…dickvandyke (41)in #alien • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Grumpy AlienGrumpy Alien always kept a painting of a melon that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly curious…dickvandyke (41)in #scammer • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Eccentric ScammerEccentric Scammer desired a cup that they liked to annihilate It would be an astonishing proposal, to my grandma, but…dickvandyke (41)in #king • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Retarded KingRetarded King desperately craved for a magic 8 ball to worship. This might appear to be a fairly unusual activity, to…dickvandyke (41)in #queen • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Round QueenRound Queen craved for a computer that they would occasionally hug. It would be a new thing to do, to me and my wife…dickvandyke (41)in #lunatic • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Fat LunaticFat Lunatic looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often rub on his belly. It was a surprising proposal, to me…dickvandyke (41)in #king • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Brainy KingBrainy King needed a sack of potatoes that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a fairly weird and…dickvandyke (41)in #eagle • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Fucking EagleFucking Eagle needed a painting of a melon that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a…
