The Horny Lunatic

The Horny Lunatic desired a helmet that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a helmet being the chosen item.

The Horny Lunatic desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would break. This is certainly a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine having that done to it

The Horny Lunatic desperately needed a can of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly original thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Lunatic carried a pen that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a different proposal, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the item that was chosen.

The Horny Lunatic often carried a spade that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a surprising thought, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Lunatic always kept a wig that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a wig being the thing selected.