dumb-shit (42)in #santa • 20 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Lonely SantaLonely Santa always kept a teapot that they would break. This might appear to be a fairly odd thought, to most, but…dumb-shit (42)in #unicorn • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Cheerful UnicornCheerful Unicorn carried a dildo that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a curious suggestion, to me and my…dumb-shit (42)in #chimp • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Chinese ChimpChinese Chimp desired a spade to break. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my…dumb-shit (42)in #aftab • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Dodgy AftabDodgy Aftab desperately looked for a teapot that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a funny exercise, to me…dumb-shit (42)in #king • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Nervous KingNervous King needed a rubber johnny that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a new exercise, to me…dumb-shit (42)in #princess • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Jolly PrincessJolly Princess often carried a stapler that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly…dumb-shit (42)in #viper • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Exciting ViperExciting Viper desperately searched for a mug that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a curious…dumb-shit (42)in #lunatic • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Nervous LunaticNervous Lunatic craved for a crown that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a…dumb-shit (42)in #gremlin • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Blue GremlinBlue Gremlin searched for a sponge that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a…dumb-shit (42)in #cat • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Depressed CatDepressed Cat always had with them a little monkey that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a weird…dumb-shit (42)in #cunt • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Beautiful CuntBeautiful Cunt always carried a can of coke that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a somewhat…dumb-shit (42)in #eagle • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Crazy EagleCrazy Eagle desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would often sit and look at. It might be a fairly exciting…dumb-shit (42)in #baboon • 29 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Red BaboonRed Baboon looked for a pint of cider that they would often break. It would be a somewhat surprising activity, to me…dumb-shit (42)in #giraffe • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Fat GiraffeFat Giraffe looked for a can of coke that they would often annihilate It should be a curious approach to life, to my…dumb-shit (42)in #reindeer • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Their Grumpy ReindeerGrumpy Reindeer carried a rubber chicken to cuddle. It should have been an odd proposal, to some, but not to the…dumb-shit (42)in #poodle • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Orange PoodleOrange Poodle had a pint of cider that they liked to eat. This seems to be a bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but…dumb-shit (42)in #knight • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Lovely KnightLovely Knight desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a…dumb-shit (42)in #eagle • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Unusual EagleUnusual Eagle always carried a little monkey that they would occasionally break. This seems a funny thought, to you…dumb-shit (42)in #cat • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Dodgy CatDodgy Cat carried a tomato that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a bizarre…dumb-shit (42)in #dildo • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Special DildoSpecial Dildo always carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a fairly…