The Fucking Elephant

The Fucking Elephant found a cheese grater that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater of all things.

The Fucking Elephant desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a weird activity, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Elephant desperately wanted a helmet that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the chosen item.

The Fucking Elephant carried a sponge that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a somewhat surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was awesome. A sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Fucking Elephant desperately needed a melon to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who considered it would be exciting. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to select.

The Fucking Elephant craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.