farmer-ben (50)in #elf • 18 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Yellow ElfYellow Elf had a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly astonishing…farmer-ben (50)in #scammer • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Round ScammerRound Scammer needed a dildo that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly weird action, to me…farmer-ben (50)in #orangutan • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Boring OrangutanBoring Orangutan always carried a teapot that they would often drop. This might appear to be a fairly original…farmer-ben (50)in #viper • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Handsome ViperHandsome Viper looked for a sponge that they would sometimes eat. This seems a different approach to life, to my mum…farmer-ben (50)in #reindeer • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Green ReindeerGreen Reindeer often carried a bottle of coke to demolish. It is a peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the…farmer-ben (50)in #sparrow • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Special SparrowSpecial Sparrow always had with them a little monkey that they would occasionally smash. It is a funny idea, to some…farmer-ben (50)in #hedgehog • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Cheerful HedgehogCheerful Hedgehog desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every…farmer-ben (50)in #alien • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Beautiful AlienBeautiful Alien always carried a computer that they would often experiment on. It should be a different undertaking…farmer-ben (50)in #elf • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Crazy ElfCrazy Elf carried a helmet that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a somewhat surprising undertaking…farmer-ben (50)in #nerd • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Exciting NerdExciting Nerd needed a computer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a fairly astonishing…farmer-ben (50)in #elephant • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Big ElephantBig Elephant desired a teapot that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly weird suggestion, to…farmer-ben (50)in #snake • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Blue SnakeBlue Snake always carried a sword to sit and look at. This seems a new undertaking, to you, but not to the Snake…farmer-ben (50)in #pet • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Jolly PetJolly Pet desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes experiment on. It is a funny thing to do, to me and…farmer-ben (50)in #pigeon • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Silly PigeonSilly Pigeon found a little monkey that they would often share. It should be a strange exercise, to my children, but…farmer-ben (50)in #alien • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Square AlienSquare Alien needed a tomato that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly peculiar operation, to some, but…farmer-ben (50)in #queen • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Fat QueenFat Queen desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would often put up their bum. It might have been a new…farmer-ben (50)in #aftab • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Silly AftabSilly Aftab wanted a ball that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly new suggestion, to…farmer-ben (50)in #gremlin • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Weary GremlinWeary Gremlin desperately desired a helmet that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly surprising…farmer-ben (50)in #scammer • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Tired ScammerTired Scammer often carried a lava lamp to sleep with. It would be a different exercise, to me and my children, but…farmer-ben (50)in #orangutan • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Red OrangutanRed Orangutan desperately wanted a chocolate bar to put on his head. It would be a strange approach to life, to me, my…
