A Ugly Elf

A Ugly Elf needed a computer that they would often play with. One might find this to be a fairly weird thought, to my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the item selected.

A Ugly Elf owned a set of lego that they would break. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

A Ugly Elf desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

A Ugly Elf craved for a stretchman that they would often worship. This seems to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

A Ugly Elf wanted a block of cheese that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

A Ugly Elf owned a big sponge that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. A big sponge is the thing to select.