norway-rules (50)in #elf • 39 minutes agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Angry ElfAngry Elf owned a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put on his head. It should be a new activity, to you and me…norway-rules (50)in #bird • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Ugly BirdUgly Bird needed a sword that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a surprising idea, to some…norway-rules (50)in #paki • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Funny PakiFunny Paki desperately craved for a bag of flour that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a…norway-rules (50)in #queen • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Angry QueenAngry Queen often carried a rubber chicken that they would sleep with. This could be considered a fairly odd activity…norway-rules (50)in #antelope • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Fucking AntelopeFucking Antelope often carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes worship. It should be a fairly peculiar idea…norway-rules (50)in #aftab • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Big AftabBig Aftab desperately looked for a computer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be…norway-rules (50)in #builder • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Famous BuilderFamous Builder desperately wanted a sword that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a…norway-rules (50)in #servant • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Tired ServantTired Servant carried a can of Dr Pepper to hug. It is considered to be an odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not…norway-rules (50)in #newt • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Adorable NewtAdorable Newt carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly new exercise…norway-rules (50)in #martian • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Troubled MartianTroubled Martian always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally play with. It might be a fairly…norway-rules (50)in #bird • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Weary BirdWeary Bird had a computer that they would cuddle. It would be a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to…norway-rules (50)in #prince • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Troubled PrinceTroubled Prince desperately wanted a pint of beer to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly new proposal…norway-rules (50)in #cunt • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Gentle CuntGentle Cunt often carried a painting of a melon that they would drop. This seems a fairly weird idea, to my mum, but…norway-rules (50)in #servant • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Chinese ServantChinese Servant had a stretchman that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a different proposal…norway-rules (50)in #poodle • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Naughty PoodleNaughty Poodle craved for a lava lamp that they would often break. It was a weird approach to life, to many, but not…norway-rules (50)in #queen • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Lucky QueenLucky Queen desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might…norway-rules (50)in #orangutan • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Horny OrangutanHorny Orangutan desperately needed a stretchman that they sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly different proposal…norway-rules (50)in #baboon • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Colourful BaboonColourful Baboon found a CD player that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a fairly exciting…norway-rules (50)in #nerd • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Dodgy NerdDodgy Nerd owned a spade that they would sit and look at. It should be a fairly peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my…norway-rules (50)in #scammer • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Fucking ScammerFucking Scammer desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would throw. One might say this is an original exercise…