Nervous Elf

Nervous Elf desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes throw. This seems a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected it was amazing. A chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

Nervous Elf searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would eat. It would have been a weird operation, to most, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

Nervous Elf carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

Nervous Elf had a sack of potatoes that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

Nervous Elf desperately craved for a block of cheese that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

Nervous Elf carried a lava lamp that they sometimes demolish. It might have been a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.