swenger (58)in #punchline • 8 years agoWhen I'm the 12th person in line at the grocery store, and they open another register at the other end of the store.source: When I'm the 12th person in line at the grocery store, and they open another register at the other end of the store.swenger (58)in #punchline • 8 years agoIf BTC can just break through this Resistance Line, it'll go to the moon.... Never mind.source: If BTC can just break through this Resistance Line, it'll go to the moon.... Never mind.swenger (58)in #punchline • 8 years agoJust as I finally start to get the hang of this crypto trading business...source: Just as I finally start to get the hang of this crypto trading business, and have almost recovered my…swenger (58)in #punchline • 8 years agoWhen you see that your pay increase at work doesn't even cover the increase in health insurance premiums.source: When you see that your pay increase at work doesn't even cover the increase in health insurance premiums.swenger (58)in #punchline • 8 years agoWhen you are excited that Argentina and Brazil are both held to a tie...source: When you are excited that Argentina and Brazil are both held to a tie, then you remember your country…swenger (58)in #punchline • 8 years agoSince Father's Day and Mother's Day are two big card giving days...source: Since Father's Day and Mother's Day are two big card giving days, and neither "Not a Father Day" nor…swenger (58)in #punchline • 8 years agoEvery rental car after I return it.source: Every rental car after I return it.swenger (58)in #punchline • 8 years agoIf a drunk driver hits a lady on her way to the abortion clinic...source: If a drunk driver hits a lady on her way to the abortion clinic, and she has a miscarriage, would he be…swenger (58)in #punchline • 8 years agoFilling up the beer bong for Andre the Giant.source: Filling up the beer bong for Andre the Giant.swenger (58)in #punchline • 8 years agoRipped from the headlines- "5 Injured in Shooting at California Funeral Home"source: Ripped from the headlines- "5 Injured in Shooting at California Funeral Home". All I can say for the…swenger (58)in #punchline • 8 years agoSexual Misconduct Allegations Coveragesource: I just received an email from our Insurance agent at work, with the memo line "Sexual Misconduct…swenger (58)in #memechallenge • 8 years agoMemechallenge #73- Entry 1swenger (58)in #punchline • 8 years agoWorld Cup Soccer predictionsource: I predict that during Switzerland's first game of the World Cup Soccer tournament, when the medics are…swenger (58)in #punchline • 8 years agoMy response when I tell someone I write comedy material, and they tell me to say something funnysource: My response when I tell someone I write comedy material, and they tell me to say something funny.swenger (58)in #comedyopenmic • 8 years agoRight after you think cryptos have bottomed out and are ready to retracesource: Right after you think cryptos have bottomed out and are ready to retrace.swenger (58)in #punchline • 8 years agoMe, trying to use my Sensitivity Class trainingsource: Me, trying to use my Sensitivity Class training.swenger (58)in #comedyopenmic • 8 years agoMcDonalds coming to North Korea?source: Rumor has it that the trade deal between the US and North Korea will include McDonalds franchises.…swenger (58)in #punchline • 8 years agoJust shoot me.source: My dad is in a nursing home battling alzheimers, parkinson's and dementia. I went to visit him last…swenger (58)in #punchline • 8 years agoStand up comedy class tonightsource: There is a free "Stand up Comedy" class in my area tonight. The class is "designed to make you…swenger (58)in #punchline • 8 years agoWhen BTC finally starts to make a move up!source: When BTC finally starts to make a move up!
