Retarded Aftab

Retarded Aftab always kept a can of coke that they liked to sleep with. It was an unusual thought, to me, but not to the Aftab, who had decided that the idea was epic. Honestly, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Retarded Aftab desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Aftab, who considered that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

Retarded Aftab carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a curious activity, to some, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Retarded Aftab often carried a pint of cider that they would often share. It would have been a new exercise, to many, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

Retarded Aftab desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Aftab, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

Retarded Aftab looked for a melon to experiment on. It might have been a weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Aftab, who feels it was awesome. A melon would be the thing that was chosen.