cryptid039 (48)in #pet • 5 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Horny PetHorny Pet always kept a CD player that they would often eat. This is certainly a somewhat surprising proposal, to…cryptid039 (48)in #princess • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.A Dodgy PrincessDodgy Princess wanted a bottle of wine to worship. It is a curious action, to some, but not to the Princess, who…cryptid039 (48)in #baby • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Handsome BabyHandsome Baby found a crown that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a strange…cryptid039 (48)in #scammer • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Exceptional ScammerExceptional Scammer often carried a custard pie that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was…cryptid039 (48)in #reindeer • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Green ReindeerGreen Reindeer found a pint of beer that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a curious undertaking, to…cryptid039 (48)in #troll • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Confused TrollConfused Troll always carried a computer that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly…cryptid039 (48)in #santa • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Energetic SantaEnergetic Santa searched for a sword that they would often put up their bum. It would be a fairly peculiar action, to…cryptid039 (48)in #alien • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Cute AlienCute Alien carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a funny thing to do…cryptid039 (48)in #jerk • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Troubled JerkTroubled Jerk desired a teapot that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a…cryptid039 (48)in #jerk • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Tired JerkTired Jerk desperately desired a sponge that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a fairly weird and…cryptid039 (48)in #unicorn • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Exciting UnicornExciting Unicorn desperately wanted a rubber chicken to drop. It should be a fairly odd idea, to my grandma, but not…cryptid039 (48)in #king • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Square KingSquare King often carried a toilet brush to eat. It should be a fairly original idea, to my grandma, but not to the…cryptid039 (48)in #viper • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Different ViperDifferent Viper looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes throw. This seems a new activity, to me and my wife, but…cryptid039 (48)in #reindeer • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Retarded ReindeerRetarded Reindeer owned a bottle of wine that they would put up their bum. It should be a somewhat surprising…cryptid039 (48)in #santa • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Silly SantaSilly Santa desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often worship. It was an extraordinary…cryptid039 (48)in #ogre • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Cute OgreCute Ogre craved for a crown to break. This might appear to be a new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre…cryptid039 (48)in #builder • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Tired BuilderTired Builder desperately desired a mug that they would occasionally play with. This seems a weird activity, to my…cryptid039 (48)in #martian • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Curious MartianCurious Martian desired a bag of poop to worship. It is a weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian…cryptid039 (48)in #geek • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Depressed GeekDepressed Geek desired a custard pie that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is an unusual…cryptid039 (48)in #scammer • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Bum Loving ScammerBum Loving Scammer always carried a teapot that they would often put up their bum. It might have been an extraordinary…
