cryptid039 (44)in #pet • 10 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Green PetGreen Pet desperately desired a can of coke that they sometimes break. It should be a different action, to many, but…cryptid039 (44)in #nerd • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Scary NerdScary Nerd wanted a lava lamp that they liked to worship. This seems a new action, to my grandpa, but not to the…cryptid039 (44)in #lunatic • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Boring LunaticBoring Lunatic desperately desired a crown that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly…cryptid039 (44)in #princess • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Naughty PrincessNaughty Princess wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly original…cryptid039 (44)in #king • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Fucking KingFucking King looked for a condom to experiment on. It would be a bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to…cryptid039 (44)in #hedgehog • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Special HedgehogSpecial Hedgehog looked for a sponge that they would worship. It might be a weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to…cryptid039 (44)in #poodle • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Exceptional PoodleExceptional Poodle often carried a little monkey that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a…cryptid039 (44)in #chimp • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Bewildered ChimpBewildered Chimp desperately wanted a can of coke that they sometimes play with. It might be a fairly bizarre…cryptid039 (44)in #pigeon • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Exciting PigeonExciting Pigeon desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is a new…cryptid039 (44)in #ogre • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Famous OgreFamous Ogre often carried a spade to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to my mum…cryptid039 (44)in #woodpecker • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Naughty WoodpeckerNaughty Woodpecker searched for a helmet to throw. This might appear to be a bizarre thing to do, to me, but not to…cryptid039 (44)in #scammer • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Cheerful ScammerCheerful Scammer desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to…cryptid039 (44)in #jerk • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Little JerkLittle Jerk needed a stapler that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be an original undertaking, to…cryptid039 (44)in #newt • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Famous NewtFamous Newt always had with them a cucumber that they would occasionally drop. It would be a fairly unusual exercise…cryptid039 (44)in #king • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Brainy KingBrainy King desperately desired a radiator that they liked to smash. It should be a fairly curious action, to my…cryptid039 (44)in #scammer • 29 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Fucking ScammerFucking Scammer craved for a mug that they would often throw. It was a weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not…cryptid039 (44)in #woodpecker • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Anxious WoodpeckerAnxious Woodpecker desired a teapot that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly…cryptid039 (44)in #gremlin • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Fucking GremlinFucking Gremlin searched for a pint of beer to put up their bum. It might be an original undertaking, to my grandpa…cryptid039 (44)in #geek • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Yellow GeekYellow Geek always had with them a wig that they sometimes experiment on. It was a different thing to do, to my…cryptid039 (44)in #orangutan • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Boring OrangutanBoring Orangutan craved for a can of Dr Pepper to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a new action, to you and…