cryptid039 (48)in #elf • 19 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch. Anxious ElfAnxious Elf always carried a magic 8 ball to sit and look at. This is certainly an extraordinary approach to life, to…cryptid039 (48)in #alien • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Little AlienLittle Alien always had with them a bottle of wine that they would throw. It might be a fairly curious activity, to my…cryptid039 (48)in #jerk • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Square JerkSquare Jerk wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a…cryptid039 (48)in #cat • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Horny CatHorny Cat always carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a weird and wonderful…cryptid039 (48)in #eagle • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Square EagleSquare Eagle desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would sit and look at. It should be a fairly weird and…cryptid039 (48)in #dog • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Fucking DogFucking Dog carried a piece of paper that they would sit and look at. It was a curious exercise, to my dad, but not to…cryptid039 (48)in #servant • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Worrisome ServantWorrisome Servant craved for a sack of potatoes that they would sleep with. It is a somewhat surprising proposal, to…cryptid039 (48)in #monkey • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Exciting MonkeyExciting Monkey desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. One might…cryptid039 (48)in #monkey • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Foolish MonkeyFoolish Monkey desperately searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might…cryptid039 (48)in #pigeon • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Yellow PigeonYellow Pigeon found a hat that they would often put up their bum. It should have been an unusual action, to you and…cryptid039 (48)in #troll • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Big TrollBig Troll always had with them a piece of paper that they would cuddle. It was a fairly exciting action, to me and my…cryptid039 (48)in #dildo • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Chinese DildoChinese Dildo desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems an…cryptid039 (48)in #pet • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Jolly PetJolly Pet carried a bottle of coke that they would play with. It would have been a new proposal, to my children, but…cryptid039 (48)in #antelope • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Silly AntelopeSilly Antelope carried a custard pie to annihilate This seems a fairly funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad…cryptid039 (48)in #pet • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Horny PetHorny Pet always kept a CD player that they would often eat. This is certainly a somewhat surprising proposal, to…cryptid039 (48)in #princess • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Dodgy PrincessDodgy Princess wanted a bottle of wine to worship. It is a curious action, to some, but not to the Princess, who…cryptid039 (48)in #baby • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Handsome BabyHandsome Baby found a crown that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a strange…cryptid039 (48)in #scammer • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Exceptional ScammerExceptional Scammer often carried a custard pie that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was…cryptid039 (48)in #reindeer • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Green ReindeerGreen Reindeer found a pint of beer that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a curious undertaking, to…cryptid039 (48)in #troll • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Confused TrollConfused Troll always carried a computer that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly…
