cryptid039 (48)in #dildo • 20 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Stupid DildoStupid Dildo owned a Harry Potter wand that they would often drop. It is a strange operation, to me and my children…cryptid039 (48)in #orangutan • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Jolly OrangutanJolly Orangutan desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be an astonishing…cryptid039 (48)in #paki • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Beautiful PakiBeautiful Paki had a sword that they liked to share. It would be a fairly peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to…cryptid039 (48)in #dog • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Tired DogTired Dog always kept a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly…cryptid039 (48)in #scammer • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Square ScammerSquare Scammer often carried a crown that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a fairly odd thing to do, to me and…cryptid039 (48)in #reindeer • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Chinese ReindeerChinese Reindeer looked for a can of coke that they would rub on his belly. It was a fairly funny approach to life, to…cryptid039 (48)in #queen • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Famous QueenFamous Queen always had with them a condom that they would often drop. One might say this is a somewhat surprising…cryptid039 (48)in #pigeon • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Worrisome PigeonWorrisome Pigeon always kept a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a surprising…cryptid039 (48)in #giraffe • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Magical GiraffeMagical Giraffe desired a pencil sharpener that they would rub on his belly. It was a fairly surprising operation, to…cryptid039 (48)in #chimp • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Foolish ChimpFoolish Chimp owned a little monkey that they would sometimes break. This could be considered an extraordinary…cryptid039 (48)in #bird • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Grumpy BirdGrumpy Bird found a spade that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a fairly exciting…cryptid039 (48)in #cunt • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Magical CuntMagical Cunt desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to hug. It should have been a fairly…cryptid039 (48)in #ogre • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Determined OgreDetermined Ogre desperately searched for a vibrator that they would often share. It is an extraordinary thing to do…cryptid039 (48)in #viper • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Lonely ViperLonely Viper craved for a big sponge that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to me…cryptid039 (48)in #elf • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Anxious ElfAnxious Elf always carried a magic 8 ball to sit and look at. This is certainly an extraordinary approach to life, to…cryptid039 (48)in #alien • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Little AlienLittle Alien always had with them a bottle of wine that they would throw. It might be a fairly curious activity, to my…cryptid039 (48)in #jerk • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Square JerkSquare Jerk wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a…cryptid039 (48)in #cat • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Horny CatHorny Cat always carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a weird and wonderful…cryptid039 (48)in #eagle • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Square EagleSquare Eagle desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would sit and look at. It should be a fairly weird and…cryptid039 (48)in #dog • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Fucking DogFucking Dog carried a piece of paper that they would sit and look at. It was a curious exercise, to my dad, but not to…
