The Grumpy Aftab

The Grumpy Aftab looked for a radiator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly unusual thought, to me, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. A radiator was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Aftab always kept a sack of potatoes that they liked to hug. It might have been an odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Aftab, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Aftab desperately desired a dildo that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Aftab, who expected that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the item opted for.

The Grumpy Aftab often carried a ball that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be an extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that the idea was epic. A ball would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Aftab desperately wanted a set square to play with. It is considered to be a peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Aftab, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a set square is the thing to select.

The Grumpy Aftab often carried a pint of cider that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Aftab, who felt it would be sublime. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.