cryptid001 (44)in #woodpecker • 16 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch. Special WoodpeckerSpecial Woodpecker always had with them a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say…cryptid001 (44)in #sparrow • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Weary SparrowWeary Sparrow had a sword that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a strange undertaking, to…cryptid001 (44)in #knight • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Special KnightSpecial Knight always kept a magic 8 ball that they would often break. It might be a funny idea, to my grandpa, but…cryptid001 (44)in #artist • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Special ArtistSpecial Artist always carried a wig that they would occasionally share. It would have been a strange approach to life…cryptid001 (44)in #lunatic • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Red LunaticRed Lunatic had a can of Tango that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an…cryptid001 (44)in #snake • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Jolly SnakeJolly Snake desperately wanted a CD player that they sometimes drop. It should be a funny idea, to my children, but…cryptid001 (44)in #baby • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Naughty BabyNaughty Baby always carried a bottle of coke that they would often play with. It should have been a funny activity, to…cryptid001 (44)in #bird • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Yellow BirdYellow Bird needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an…cryptid001 (44)in #unicorn • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Lovely UnicornLovely Unicorn always carried a CD player that they liked to put up their bum. It should have been an odd exercise, to…cryptid001 (44)in #aftab • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Special AftabSpecial Aftab owned a tomato that they would sometimes throw. It was a fairly different idea, to my grandpa, but not…cryptid001 (44)in #geek • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Exciting GeekExciting Geek always had with them a radiator that they would sit and look at. It might have been an original…cryptid001 (44)in #queen • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Fat QueenFat Queen always carried a mug to play with. It would be an astonishing action, to most, but not to the Queen, who…cryptid001 (44)in #dildo • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Horny DildoHorny Dildo desperately looked for a sword that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be an exciting…cryptid001 (44)in #bear • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Depressed BearDepressed Bear often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly…cryptid001 (44)in #reindeer • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Lovely ReindeerLovely Reindeer desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly weird and…cryptid001 (44)in #princess • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Eccentric PrincessEccentric Princess wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be an…cryptid001 (44)in #king • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Confused KingConfused King had a block of cheese that they would smash. This seems to be a peculiar undertaking, to my mum, but not…cryptid001 (44)in #elephant • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Talented ElephantTalented Elephant owned a mug that they would rub on his belly. It should be a fairly exciting thing to do, to many…cryptid001 (44)in #poodle • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Nervous PoodleNervous Poodle desperately craved for a can of coke that they would eat. One might consider this to be a surprising…cryptid001 (44)in #ogre • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Big OgreBig Ogre desperately needed a ball that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to…
