Fat Aftab

Fat Aftab always carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be an astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Aftab, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

Fat Aftab desperately looked for a spade to demolish. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Aftab, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the chosen item.

Fat Aftab always had with them a block of cheese to demolish. This could be considered a fairly surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Aftab, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

Fat Aftab carried a rubber chicken that they would annihilate This seems a weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Aftab, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

Fat Aftab desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Aftab, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

Fat Aftab owned a stapler that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the chosen item.