cryptid005 (49)in #newt • 6 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Confused NewtConfused Newt carried a stapler that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a different activity, to…cryptid005 (49)in #nerd • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Lucky NerdLucky Nerd found a pint of beer that they would annihilate It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion…cryptid005 (49)in #pet • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Confused PetConfused Pet desperately searched for a bat that they sometimes worship. It should have been a different suggestion…cryptid005 (49)in #dog • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Retarded DogRetarded Dog always carried a pen that they would sleep with. It might have been an odd suggestion, to my dad, but not…cryptid005 (49)in #elephant • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Colourful ElephantColourful Elephant searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes share. It might have been a fairly…cryptid005 (49)in #martian • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Anxious MartianAnxious Martian needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a funny…cryptid005 (49)in #cunt • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Unusual CuntUnusual Cunt desperately wanted a helmet that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a peculiar proposal, to…cryptid005 (49)in #elf • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Fat ElfFat Elf desired a magic 8 ball to smash. It was a fairly surprising operation, to most, but not to the Elf, who had…cryptid005 (49)in #hedgehog • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Colourful HedgehogColourful Hedgehog desperately desired a bottle of beer that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a fairly…cryptid005 (49)in #pigeon • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Troubled PigeonTroubled Pigeon found a little monkey that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was a funny approach to…cryptid005 (49)in #dildo • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Tired DildoTired Dildo had a ball to smash. One might say this is a fairly new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo…cryptid005 (49)in #newt • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Magical NewtMagical Newt desperately looked for a dildo that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a fairly curious…cryptid005 (49)in #worm • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Horny WormHorny Worm often carried a tomato that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to…cryptid005 (49)in #reindeer • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Special ReindeerSpecial Reindeer needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is a fairly bizarre activity…cryptid005 (49)in #monkey • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Bum Loving MonkeyBum Loving Monkey searched for a set of lego that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly curious thing…cryptid005 (49)in #sparrow • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Cute SparrowCute Sparrow searched for a ball that they would sometimes drop. It was an astonishing action, to me and my children…cryptid005 (49)in #unicorn • 28 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Square UnicornSquare Unicorn searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly…cryptid005 (49)in #knight • 29 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Foolish KnightFoolish Knight desperately needed a stapler that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a different…cryptid005 (49)in #ogre • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Purple OgrePurple Ogre craved for a set square that they sometimes demolish. It is a different operation, to my dad, but not to…cryptid005 (49)in #dildo • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Curious DildoCurious Dildo desperately desired a teapot that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly different action…
