cryptid005 (49)in #martian • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.My Brainy MartianBrainy Martian found a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to smash. It is a fairly strange idea, to me and my husband…cryptid005 (49)in #servant • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Eccentric ServantEccentric Servant wanted a porno magazine that they liked to drop. It was considered to be an exciting suggestion, to…cryptid005 (49)in #jerk • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Retarded JerkRetarded Jerk desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would play with. It is considered to be a fairly…cryptid005 (49)in #hedgehog • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Beautiful HedgehogBeautiful Hedgehog owned a crown to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly different…cryptid005 (49)in #reindeer • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Angry ReindeerAngry Reindeer desperately craved for a dildo that they liked to smash. It would be a funny operation, to my grandma…cryptid005 (49)in #dog • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Dodgy DogDodgy Dog desperately wanted a helmet that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a fairly original approach to…cryptid005 (49)in #robin • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Lonely RobinLonely Robin searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been an original…cryptid005 (49)in #woodpecker • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Confused WoodpeckerConfused Woodpecker desperately desired a bag of poop that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a…cryptid005 (49)in #snake • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Dodgy SnakeDodgy Snake carried a hat to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to…cryptid005 (49)in #snake • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Troubled SnakeTroubled Snake carried a bat that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly curious undertaking, to me…cryptid005 (49)in #jerk • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Green JerkGreen Jerk desperately looked for a radiator that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a fairly…cryptid005 (49)in #prince • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Troubled PrinceTroubled Prince craved for a sword that they would drop. It should be a fairly unusual action, to me and my children…cryptid005 (49)in #pet • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Retarded PetRetarded Pet found a teapot that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly different suggestion…cryptid005 (49)in #cunt • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Ugly CuntUgly Cunt owned a condom to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the…cryptid005 (49)in #martian • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Adorable MartianAdorable Martian desperately desired a computer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a…cryptid005 (49)in #robin • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Unusual RobinUnusual Robin craved for a little monkey that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a new…cryptid005 (49)in #nerd • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Cheerful NerdCheerful Nerd desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider…cryptid005 (49)in #bird • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Jolly BirdJolly Bird desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to smash. It was an extraordinary thing to do, to me…cryptid005 (49)in #hedgehog • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Weary HedgehogWeary Hedgehog found a radiator to experiment on. It should have been a peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the…cryptid005 (49)in #newt • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Lonely NewtLonely Newt wanted a teapot that they liked to embrace. It is considered to be a peculiar operation, to me and my…
