The Orange Aftab

The Orange Aftab desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

The Orange Aftab desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would play with. One might say this is a fairly surprising action, to most, but not to the Aftab, who expected it was exciting. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Orange Aftab always had with them a melon that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Aftab, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Aftab wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a fairly surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Aftab, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Orange Aftab desperately looked for a wig that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the chosen thing.

The Orange Aftab desperately looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is an unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Aftab, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke of all things.