cryptid040 (50)in #woodpecker • 3 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Weary WoodpeckerWeary Woodpecker desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a…cryptid040 (50)in #pigeon • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Gentle PigeonGentle Pigeon always had with them a rubber chicken that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly weird and…cryptid040 (50)in #bird • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Crazy BirdCrazy Bird desperately wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is an unusual thing to…cryptid040 (50)in #jerk • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Lovely JerkLovely Jerk desired a radiator that they would sleep with. It might have been a curious approach to life, to my…cryptid040 (50)in #builder • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Chinese BuilderChinese Builder found a cucumber that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an extraordinary proposal…cryptid040 (50)in #monkey • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Crypting MonkeyCrypting Monkey always kept a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a different…cryptid040 (50)in #reindeer • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Special ReindeerSpecial Reindeer often carried a stapler that they would share. It is a new exercise, to you, but not to the…cryptid040 (50)in #servant • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Handsome ServantHandsome Servant found a sword that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be an unusual action, to my grandma…cryptid040 (50)in #princess • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Troubled PrincessTroubled Princess desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly…cryptid040 (50)in #hedgehog • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Foolish HedgehogFoolish Hedgehog desperately needed a set square to experiment on. One might say this is a curious exercise, to me and…cryptid040 (50)in #orangutan • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Fucking OrangutanFucking Orangutan wanted a can of Tango to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly original…cryptid040 (50)in #gremlin • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Lonely GremlinLonely Gremlin desperately desired a cucumber that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should…cryptid040 (50)in #lunatic • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Lonely LunaticLonely Lunatic always had with them a bat that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly odd approach…cryptid040 (50)in #newt • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Ugly NewtUgly Newt found a helmet to sleep with. It is a curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed…cryptid040 (50)in #baboon • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Adorable BaboonAdorable Baboon often carried a sponge to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly weird undertaking, to…cryptid040 (50)in #pet • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Determined PetDetermined Pet desperately desired a cucumber that they liked to break. It is a peculiar activity, to me and my wife…cryptid040 (50)in #unicorn • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Jolly UnicornJolly Unicorn owned a crown that they would occasionally demolish. It is a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband…cryptid040 (50)in #scammer • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Grumpy ScammerGrumpy Scammer carried a computer that they sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly new suggestion, to…cryptid040 (50)in #cat • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Jolly CatJolly Cat needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly original…cryptid040 (50)in #viper • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Weary ViperWeary Viper needed a hat that they would experiment on. One might say this is an odd thought, to most, but not to the…