My Grumpy Aftab

My Grumpy Aftab desperately searched for a hat that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Aftab, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a hat was the item that was selected.

My Grumpy Aftab always carried a can of coke that they would often embrace. It is considered to be a fairly weird operation, to many, but not to the Aftab, who expected it would be spectacular. Honestly, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

My Grumpy Aftab owned a radiator to embrace. It should be a fairly odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Aftab, who thinks it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

My Grumpy Aftab desperately wanted a vibrator that they would often share. This seems a fairly different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Aftab, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. A vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

My Grumpy Aftab often carried a block of cheese that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Aftab, who considered that this idea is epic. A block of cheese would be the item chosen.

My Grumpy Aftab desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Aftab, who considered it would be out of this world. Strangely, a pint of beer of all things.