cryptid086 (45)in #unicorn • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.The Dodgy UnicornDodgy Unicorn desperately looked for a little monkey that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this…cryptid086 (45)in #nerd • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Handsome NerdHandsome Nerd wanted a porno magazine that they would often throw. This seems to be an exciting suggestion, to my mum…cryptid086 (45)in #robin • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Determined RobinDetermined Robin desperately needed a little monkey that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been an…cryptid086 (45)in #king • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Adventurous KingAdventurous King desperately desired a tomato that they would often drop. This might appear to be a different approach…cryptid086 (45)in #king • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Different KingDifferent King desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes worship. It would be a fairly weird…cryptid086 (45)in #princess • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Unusual PrincessUnusual Princess wanted a cup that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a peculiar proposal, to many, but not…cryptid086 (45)in #antelope • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Weary AntelopeWeary Antelope desired a CD player that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a new…cryptid086 (45)in #baby • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Angry BabyAngry Baby owned a bag of flour that they would often drop. One might say this is a fairly funny thought, to most, but…cryptid086 (45)in #bear • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Depressed BearDepressed Bear desperately wanted a pen that they would often break. It was considered to be a different thing to do…cryptid086 (45)in #orangutan • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Foolish OrangutanFoolish Orangutan desperately wanted a pen that they sometimes worship. It was considered to be an exciting…cryptid086 (45)in #antelope • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Stupid AntelopeStupid Antelope craved for a spade that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been an astonishing thing…cryptid086 (45)in #cat • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Chinese CatChinese Cat always kept a pen that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a weird exercise, to me, my mum…cryptid086 (45)in #king • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Special KingSpecial King owned a lava lamp that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly astonishing…cryptid086 (45)in #fish • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Gentle FishGentle Fish desperately searched for a sword that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have…cryptid086 (45)in #newt • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Red NewtRed Newt desperately searched for a sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to…cryptid086 (45)in #cunt • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Orange CuntOrange Cunt desperately searched for a computer that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a…cryptid086 (45)in #jerk • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Confused JerkConfused Jerk searched for a set square that they liked to break. It was a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandpa…cryptid086 (45)in #nerd • 28 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Boring NerdBoring Nerd needed a stretchman that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a weird idea…cryptid086 (45)in #builder • 29 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Gentle BuilderGentle Builder desperately wanted a vibrator that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a curious…cryptid086 (45)in #woodpecker • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Purple WoodpeckerPurple Woodpecker found a pint of cider that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly…