His Bum Loving Aftab

His Bum Loving Aftab desperately searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the thing selected.

His Bum Loving Aftab looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a new action, to most, but not to the Aftab, who considered that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

His Bum Loving Aftab often carried a vibrator that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Aftab searched for a helmet to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a helmet is the item to choose.

His Bum Loving Aftab needed a condom that they liked to hug. It should be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Aftab, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a condom would be the item that was selected.

His Bum Loving Aftab craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.