The Depressed Aftab

The Depressed Aftab always carried a bat that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Aftab, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bat being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Aftab always kept a vibrator that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a peculiar idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Aftab, who had decided it was awesome. Strangely, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

The Depressed Aftab often carried a condom to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to opt for.

The Depressed Aftab always had with them a rubber chicken that they would embrace. This could be considered a strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. A rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Aftab desperately needed a dildo that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Aftab, who felt it would be amazing. Remarkably, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Aftab owned a set of lego that they liked to annihilate It should be a somewhat surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Aftab, who expected that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a set of lego being the item opted for.