cryptid076 (47)in #geek • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.The Chinese GeekChinese Geek needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a surprising…cryptid076 (47)in #gremlin • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Purple GremlinPurple Gremlin craved for a can of coke that they would sometimes break. It is a fairly curious proposal, to me and my…cryptid076 (47)in #giraffe • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Anxious GiraffeAnxious Giraffe desperately looked for a condom that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a funny…cryptid076 (47)in #elf • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Nervous ElfNervous Elf desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a…cryptid076 (47)in #prince • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Exciting PrinceExciting Prince desperately desired a block of cheese that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find…cryptid076 (47)in #cat • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Ugly CatUgly Cat desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly…cryptid076 (47)in #alien • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Green AlienGreen Alien desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would often eat. This might appear to be a curious…cryptid076 (47)in #ogre • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Unusual OgreUnusual Ogre desperately desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally smash. It might be a surprising idea, to…cryptid076 (47)in #newt • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Brainy NewtBrainy Newt always carried a dildo that they would often insert somewhere. It should be a bizarre approach to life, to…cryptid076 (47)in #bird • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Energetic BirdEnergetic Bird desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally break. It was an original operation, to many…cryptid076 (47)in #elf • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Foolish ElfFoolish Elf desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be…cryptid076 (47)in #newt • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Orange NewtOrange Newt always kept a pint of cider that they would often drop. This seems to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me…cryptid076 (47)in #scammer • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Horny ScammerHorny Scammer looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to…cryptid076 (47)in #princess • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Red PrincessRed Princess looked for a vibrator to break. This is certainly an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not…cryptid076 (47)in #orangutan • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Magical OrangutanMagical Orangutan desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be an…cryptid076 (47)in #pigeon • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Fucking PigeonFucking Pigeon always had with them a set square that they would share. This seems to be a funny thing to do, to me…cryptid076 (47)in #bear • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Big BearBig Bear always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was…cryptid076 (47)in #cunt • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Worrisome CuntWorrisome Cunt needed a hat that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly unusual…cryptid076 (47)in #poodle • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Purple PoodlePurple Poodle needed a teapot that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly…cryptid076 (47)in #viper • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Lovely ViperLovely Viper often carried a cucumber to cuddle. This seems to be an extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to…
