My Grumpy Aftab

My Grumpy Aftab wanted a ball that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to you, but not to the Aftab, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a ball is the item to opt for.

My Grumpy Aftab desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would cuddle. This could be considered a fairly new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Aftab, who thought it would be wonderous. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item selected.

My Grumpy Aftab carried a ball that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Aftab, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a ball was the chosen item.

My Grumpy Aftab looked for a block of cheese that they would often share. This seems a funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Aftab, who considered it was simply life. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

My Grumpy Aftab needed a porno magazine that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the item selected.

My Grumpy Aftab wanted a rubber johnny that they would often hug. It is a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Aftab, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.