The Round Alien

The Round Alien craved for a dildo that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to me, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

The Round Alien desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

The Round Alien craved for a stapler to insert somewhere. It would have been an astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be fun. Strangely, a stapler being the item opted for.

The Round Alien desired a wig that they would often drop. It is considered to be a strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was fun. Who would have thought, a wig being the item selected.

The Round Alien looked for a computer that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

The Round Alien always had with them a set of lego to smash. It should be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.