His Big Alien

His Big Alien always kept a chocolate bar that they would often insert somewhere. It is a somewhat surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

His Big Alien looked for a vibrator that they liked to sleep with. It might be a different action, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

His Big Alien often carried a hat to play with. This is certainly a fairly original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

His Big Alien often carried a bat that they sometimes eat. It was a weird suggestion, to you, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a bat was the thing that was selected.

His Big Alien desperately needed a custard pie that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

His Big Alien desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.