desdogdied (46)in #santa • 10 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Weary SantaWeary Santa always kept a cheese grater that they would sometimes smash. It is a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but…desdogdied (46)in #alien • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Brainy AlienBrainy Alien always kept a pint of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a surprising activity…desdogdied (46)in #orangutan • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Boring OrangutanBoring Orangutan desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be…desdogdied (46)in #bird • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Grumpy BirdGrumpy Bird desperately desired a cucumber that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly weird…desdogdied (46)in #bear • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Orange BearOrange Bear always kept a condom that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly weird suggestion, to most…desdogdied (46)in #nerd • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Orange NerdOrange Nerd desperately searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly…desdogdied (46)in #dog • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Curious DogCurious Dog desired a helmet that they liked to eat. It might be a curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the…desdogdied (46)in #unicorn • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Boring UnicornBoring Unicorn desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a…desdogdied (46)in #dildo • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Fat DildoFat Dildo desperately needed a radiator that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a fairly…desdogdied (46)in #alien • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Silly AlienSilly Alien always had with them a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been…desdogdied (46)in #antelope • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Red AntelopeRed Antelope always kept a toilet brush that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly odd idea, to my…desdogdied (46)in #servant • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Adorable ServantAdorable Servant wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered…desdogdied (46)in #newt • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Gentle NewtGentle Newt always kept a can of Tango that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly weird and…desdogdied (46)in #paki • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Bum Loving PakiBum Loving Paki desperately searched for a mug that they would break. It should have been an extraordinary approach to…desdogdied (46)in #queen • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Weary QueenWeary Queen desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a fairly original…desdogdied (46)in #geek • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Little GeekLittle Geek always had with them a cup that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a fairly unusual action…desdogdied (46)in #robin • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Dodgy RobinDodgy Robin always had with them a rubber johnny that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a fairly curious…desdogdied (46)in #newt • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Tired NewtTired Newt often carried a spade that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be an astonishing operation…desdogdied (46)in #scammer • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Fucking ScammerFucking Scammer needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly curious…desdogdied (46)in #eagle • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Horny EagleHorny Eagle looked for a condom that they would often put up their bum. It was a fairly new idea, to my neighbour, but…
