Their Tired Alien

Their Tired Alien found a condom that they would eat. This is certainly a bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a condom being the item selected.

Their Tired Alien looked for a stapler to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who felt it was awe-inspring. A stapler being the thing selected.

Their Tired Alien desperately craved for a sword that they sometimes eat. It should have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a sword being the thing opted for.

Their Tired Alien desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would share. One might consider this to be a fairly weird idea, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

Their Tired Alien desperately wanted a set of lego that they would often worship. It would have been a strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

Their Tired Alien needed a teapot that they would occasionally annihilate It would be a fairly different approach to life, to some, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.