found-dead-cat (47)in #unicorn • 20 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Retarded UnicornRetarded Unicorn needed a rubber johnny that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly…found-dead-cat (47)in #artist • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.The Worrisome ArtistWorrisome Artist desperately searched for a stretchman that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was…found-dead-cat (47)in #orangutan • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Funny OrangutanFunny Orangutan searched for a vibrator that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a new…found-dead-cat (47)in #woodpecker • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Little WoodpeckerLittle Woodpecker looked for a CD player that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly…found-dead-cat (47)in #snake • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Jolly SnakeJolly Snake wanted a condom that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly weird…found-dead-cat (47)in #dildo • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Lonely DildoLonely Dildo always kept a can of coke that they sometimes hug. One might say this is a bizarre thing to do, to my…found-dead-cat (47)in #ogre • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Lovely OgreLovely Ogre desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It…found-dead-cat (47)in #robin • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Handsome RobinHandsome Robin looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly surprising…found-dead-cat (47)in #bird • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Bum Loving BirdBum Loving Bird desperately needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a weird and…found-dead-cat (47)in #eagle • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Beautiful EagleBeautiful Eagle had a hat that they would sometimes play with. This seems a fairly strange thing to do, to me, my mum…found-dead-cat (47)in #pet • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Cute PetCute Pet carried a stapler that they would embrace. This seems to be a funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but…found-dead-cat (47)in #sparrow • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Square SparrowSquare Sparrow always carried a crown to play with. This seems to be a fairly odd activity, to my dad, but not to the…found-dead-cat (47)in #cunt • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Lucky CuntLucky Cunt often carried a stapler that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a weird proposal, to you and me…found-dead-cat (47)in #bear • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Unusual BearUnusual Bear wanted a radiator that they would often share. One might say this is a fairly surprising idea, to my…found-dead-cat (47)in #worm • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Nervous WormNervous Worm desired a cup to drop. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but…found-dead-cat (47)in #builder • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Depressed BuilderDepressed Builder craved for a piece of paper that they sometimes put up their bum. It was an exciting action, to me…found-dead-cat (47)in #pigeon • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Foolish PigeonFoolish Pigeon wanted a little monkey that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly…found-dead-cat (47)in #chimp • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Confused ChimpConfused Chimp carried a block of cheese to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an exciting…found-dead-cat (47)in #jerk • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Cute JerkCute Jerk always carried a sword that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to…found-dead-cat (47)in #paki • 28 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Famous PakiFamous Paki often carried a sponge that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a funny approach to life…
