found-dead-cat (44)in #elf • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.Their Lucky ElfLucky Elf desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have…found-dead-cat (44)in #baboon • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Ugly BaboonUgly Baboon needed a porno magazine that they liked to sit and look at. It is a bizarre idea, to my children, but not…found-dead-cat (44)in #fish • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Curious FishCurious Fish often carried a wig that they would play with. This might appear to be an odd action, to my neighbour…found-dead-cat (44)in #robin • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Nervous RobinNervous Robin looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a new thing to do, to my…found-dead-cat (44)in #gremlin • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Exceptional GremlinExceptional Gremlin always had with them a cucumber that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could…found-dead-cat (44)in #aftab • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Worrisome AftabWorrisome Aftab often carried a bottle of wine that they would break. One might say this is a fairly original thought…found-dead-cat (44)in #worm • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Cheerful WormCheerful Worm desperately craved for a ball that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an extraordinary…found-dead-cat (44)in #jerk • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Retarded JerkRetarded Jerk desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a new…found-dead-cat (44)in #dildo • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Unusual DildoUnusual Dildo needed a can of coke to put down their trousers. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my…found-dead-cat (44)in #elephant • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Unusual ElephantUnusual Elephant always had with them a mug that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a funny…found-dead-cat (44)in #builder • 29 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Lucky BuilderLucky Builder desperately wanted a hat that they would often demolish. It is considered to be an odd undertaking, to…found-dead-cat (44)in #lunatic • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Energetic LunaticEnergetic Lunatic always carried a pen that they would break. One might find this to be a funny suggestion, to me and…found-dead-cat (44)in #prince • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Tired PrinceTired Prince often carried a sack of potatoes that they would put up their bum. It should have been an extraordinary…found-dead-cat (44)in #jerk • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Boring JerkBoring Jerk desired a mug that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a strange undertaking, to…found-dead-cat (44)in #sparrow • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Their Red SparrowRed Sparrow desperately searched for a stapler to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly odd activity, to me, but not…found-dead-cat (44)in #dog • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Funny DogFunny Dog desired a mug that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly curious…found-dead-cat (44)in #jerk • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Famous JerkFamous Jerk needed a dildo that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a funny undertaking, to everybody…found-dead-cat (44)in #alien • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Nervous AlienNervous Alien desired a little monkey that they would often worship. One might say this is a weird thing to do, to my…found-dead-cat (44)in #pigeon • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Boring PigeonBoring Pigeon desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a…found-dead-cat (44)in #elf • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Jolly ElfJolly Elf wanted a spade to worship. It would have been a peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Elf…
