Her Exciting Alien

Her Exciting Alien wanted a pint of cider that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Exciting Alien always kept a can of Tango that they would experiment on. It was an extraordinary exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the item selected.

Her Exciting Alien always had with them a porno magazine that they would often annihilate This seems a fairly unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

Her Exciting Alien needed a rubber chicken that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly unusual activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

Her Exciting Alien carried a bat that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be an astonishing action, to me, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was wonderous. Strangely, a bat was the item that was selected.

Her Exciting Alien desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thought it was sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.