A Red Alien

A Red Alien searched for a set square that they would often smash. One might find this to be a surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a set square being the thing opted for.

A Red Alien often carried a sponge that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

A Red Alien wanted a dildo to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be epic. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

A Red Alien always had with them a melon that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a melon is the item that was chosen.

A Red Alien desperately desired a mug to smash. This might appear to be a peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the item that was opted for.

A Red Alien desperately looked for a melon that they would hug. It would have been a fairly bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.