cryptid095 (45)in #pigeon • 3 minutes agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Tired PigeonTired Pigeon owned a sack of potatoes that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a…cryptid095 (45)in #hedgehog • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.Her Funny HedgehogFunny Hedgehog desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly funny…cryptid095 (45)in #bear • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Brainy BearBrainy Bear always had with them a condom that they would occasionally hug. It is a fairly surprising idea, to my…cryptid095 (45)in #newt • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Gentle NewtGentle Newt often carried a computer to share. It might have been a funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to…cryptid095 (45)in #cat • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Horny CatHorny Cat desperately needed a cup that they would experiment on. This seems a weird suggestion, to everybody you…cryptid095 (45)in #princess • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Scary PrincessScary Princess searched for a bat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been an odd idea, to me…cryptid095 (45)in #woodpecker • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Crazy WoodpeckerCrazy Woodpecker wanted a tomato that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly…cryptid095 (45)in #knight • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Depressed KnightDepressed Knight desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be an…cryptid095 (45)in #nerd • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Brainy NerdBrainy Nerd desperately needed a wig that they would drop. It might have been a different approach to life, to you and…cryptid095 (45)in #unicorn • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Unusual UnicornUnusual Unicorn desperately looked for a CD player that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly…cryptid095 (45)in #antelope • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Handsome AntelopeHandsome Antelope carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a…cryptid095 (45)in #unicorn • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Bewildered UnicornBewildered Unicorn needed a wig to smash. This seems an odd proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who…cryptid095 (45)in #elephant • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Adventurous ElephantAdventurous Elephant always carried a little monkey that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly…cryptid095 (45)in #woodpecker • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Hungry WoodpeckerHungry Woodpecker always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a…cryptid095 (45)in #hedgehog • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Different HedgehogDifferent Hedgehog desperately needed a stapler that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a weird…cryptid095 (45)in #servant • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Exceptional ServantExceptional Servant often carried a hat that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a new suggestion, to…cryptid095 (45)in #king • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Blue KingBlue King searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly weird action, to…cryptid095 (45)in #nerd • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Boring NerdBoring Nerd carried a bat that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to…cryptid095 (45)in #king • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Green KingGreen King desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would often embrace. It might have been a fairly exciting…cryptid095 (45)in #bear • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Horny BearHorny Bear searched for a set square that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an…