cryptid095 (47)in #monkey • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Weary MonkeyWeary Monkey desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would drop. It might have been an original operation, to…cryptid095 (47)in #servant • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Crypting ServantCrypting Servant wanted a magic 8 ball that they would hug. One might find this to be a fairly funny thought, to some…cryptid095 (47)in #troll • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Angry TrollAngry Troll searched for a teapot that they would eat. This seems a curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to…cryptid095 (47)in #monkey • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Stupid MonkeyStupid Monkey carried a rubber chicken to share. It might have been a bizarre operation, to you, but not to the…cryptid095 (47)in #poodle • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Determined PoodleDetermined Poodle desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It…cryptid095 (47)in #martian • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Jolly MartianJolly Martian always had with them a big sponge that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a…cryptid095 (47)in #baboon • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Tired BaboonTired Baboon craved for a can of coke that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a curious approach to…cryptid095 (47)in #servant • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Troubled ServantTroubled Servant desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be…cryptid095 (47)in #ogre • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Purple OgrePurple Ogre looked for a bat that they would break. One might say this is a fairly odd idea, to everybody you know…cryptid095 (47)in #cat • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Green CatGreen Cat had a radiator that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly funny thought, to most, but not to…cryptid095 (47)in #dildo • 29 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Eccentric DildoEccentric Dildo carried a bottle of coke that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a…cryptid095 (47)in #jerk • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Little JerkLittle Jerk desperately looked for a computer to hug. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my…cryptid095 (47)in #newt • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Lovely NewtLovely Newt often carried a can of Tango that they would cuddle. It should be a fairly extraordinary action, to my…cryptid095 (47)in #bear • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Retarded BearRetarded Bear always kept a hat that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly original thing to…cryptid095 (47)in #builder • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Magical BuilderMagical Builder searched for a bat to annihilate This is certainly a fairly original approach to life, to my children…cryptid095 (47)in #martian • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Grumpy MartianGrumpy Martian always kept a lava lamp that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a surprising thought…cryptid095 (47)in #queen • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Hungry QueenHungry Queen desperately needed a wig that they sometimes share. It might have been a fairly different suggestion, to…cryptid095 (47)in #worm • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Magical WormMagical Worm desired a pen that they would play with. It might have been a fairly unusual idea, to me and my wife, but…cryptid095 (47)in #servant • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Horny ServantHorny Servant carried a rubber johnny that they would often worship. One might say this is a fairly different…cryptid095 (47)in #king • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Troubled KingTroubled King desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be an odd…