cryptid095 (47)in #builder • 12 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Magical BuilderMagical Builder searched for a bat to annihilate This is certainly a fairly original approach to life, to my children…cryptid095 (47)in #martian • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.The Grumpy MartianGrumpy Martian always kept a lava lamp that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a surprising thought…cryptid095 (47)in #queen • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Hungry QueenHungry Queen desperately needed a wig that they sometimes share. It might have been a fairly different suggestion, to…cryptid095 (47)in #worm • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Magical WormMagical Worm desired a pen that they would play with. It might have been a fairly unusual idea, to me and my wife, but…cryptid095 (47)in #servant • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Horny ServantHorny Servant carried a rubber johnny that they would often worship. One might say this is a fairly different…cryptid095 (47)in #king • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Troubled KingTroubled King desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be an odd…cryptid095 (47)in #pigeon • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Cheerful PigeonCheerful Pigeon desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might…cryptid095 (47)in #reindeer • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Naughty ReindeerNaughty Reindeer wanted a pint of cider that they would demolish. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful…cryptid095 (47)in #pigeon • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Angry PigeonAngry Pigeon desperately wanted a sword that they would hug. It might be an unusual undertaking, to many, but not to…cryptid095 (47)in #scammer • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Troubled ScammerTroubled Scammer always carried a helmet that they would sleep with. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion…cryptid095 (47)in #santa • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Fat SantaFat Santa craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful activity…cryptid095 (47)in #nerd • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Angry NerdAngry Nerd craved for a bat that they would put up their bum. It would have been an extraordinary exercise, to me and…cryptid095 (47)in #alien • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Jolly AlienJolly Alien desperately needed a ball that they sometimes demolish. It might be a different thought, to me and my…cryptid095 (47)in #prince • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Grumpy PrinceGrumpy Prince desperately craved for a vibrator that they would drop. It is a strange idea, to you, but not to the…cryptid095 (47)in #baby • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Magical BabyMagical Baby always had with them a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say…cryptid095 (47)in #woodpecker • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Energetic WoodpeckerEnergetic Woodpecker looked for a radiator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this…cryptid095 (47)in #reindeer • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Blue ReindeerBlue Reindeer carried a little monkey that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a weird suggestion…cryptid095 (47)in #monkey • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Magical MonkeyMagical Monkey always carried a CD player that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a somewhat…cryptid095 (47)in #scammer • 28 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Unusual ScammerUnusual Scammer found a melon that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered an unusual…cryptid095 (47)in #jerk • 29 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Stupid JerkStupid Jerk looked for a big sponge that they liked to drop. This seems a funny action, to everybody you know, but not…