The Confused Alien

The Confused Alien had a crown that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird activity, to you, but not to the Alien, who expected it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown of all things.

The Confused Alien looked for a rubber chicken to throw. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. A rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

The Confused Alien needed a pint of beer that they liked to smash. It should be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Alien often carried a pen to cuddle. It would have been a fairly funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a pen was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Alien owned a ball that they liked to annihilate It might be a fairly surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Alien always carried a set of lego that they would sleep with. It might have been a fairly original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.