cryptid003 (48)in #baby • 15 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Green BabyGreen Baby desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would often throw. One might find this to be a weird and…cryptid003 (48)in #woodpecker • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Round WoodpeckerRound Woodpecker carried a pen that they would occasionally drop. It should have been a fairly peculiar thing to do…cryptid003 (48)in #baby • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Cute BabyCute Baby carried a painting of a melon that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a strange…cryptid003 (48)in #elf • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Big ElfBig Elf wanted a block of cheese that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a curious thing to do, to…cryptid003 (48)in #scammer • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Retarded ScammerRetarded Scammer desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might…cryptid003 (48)in #unicorn • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Round UnicornRound Unicorn desperately wanted a big sponge that they would often smash. This seems an unusual idea, to me, my mum…cryptid003 (48)in #martian • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Chinese MartianChinese Martian wanted a set of lego to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to…cryptid003 (48)in #chimp • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Unusual ChimpUnusual Chimp looked for a can of Tango to put up their bum. This seems a fairly surprising proposal, to some, but not…cryptid003 (48)in #sparrow • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Orange SparrowOrange Sparrow always carried a big sponge that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly…cryptid003 (48)in #alien • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Crazy AlienCrazy Alien owned a can of coke that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered an odd exercise, to you, but…cryptid003 (48)in #gremlin • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Orange GremlinOrange Gremlin often carried a piece of paper that they would cuddle. It might have been an exciting thought, to my…cryptid003 (48)in #baboon • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Tired BaboonTired Baboon desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes throw. It should be a new suggestion…cryptid003 (48)in #pet • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Nervous PetNervous Pet desperately needed a sword that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a weird and…cryptid003 (48)in #cunt • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Depressed CuntDepressed Cunt needed a pencil sharpener that they would often demolish. It might be a fairly original proposal, to my…cryptid003 (48)in #jerk • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Horny JerkHorny Jerk found a rubber johnny to smash. It is considered to be an odd operation, to you and me, but not to the…cryptid003 (48)in #prince • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Beautiful PrinceBeautiful Prince carried a teapot that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly…cryptid003 (48)in #baby • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Silly BabySilly Baby owned a can of coke that they would demolish. It might have been a fairly new operation, to me, my mum and…cryptid003 (48)in #jerk • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Depressed JerkDepressed Jerk wanted a lava lamp that they would demolish. This might appear to be an original approach to life, to…cryptid003 (48)in #pigeon • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Little PigeonLittle Pigeon desperately searched for a bottle of wine to experiment on. It would be a peculiar operation, to my…cryptid003 (48)in #servant • 28 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Cheerful ServantCheerful Servant owned a magic 8 ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been an unusual…
