The Cute Alien

The Cute Alien searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a different action, to you, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

The Cute Alien desperately searched for a mug that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an astonishing activity, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Cute Alien desperately desired a ball that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a ball was the item that was opted for.

The Cute Alien desired a porno magazine to play with. It would have been a fairly strange action, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

The Cute Alien desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be an original idea, to you, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Alien needed a little monkey to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.