A Stupid Alien

A Stupid Alien desperately desired a bag of poop that they would throw. It would be a strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

A Stupid Alien found a condom to insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be epic. Honestly, a condom is the item to opt for.

A Stupid Alien always kept a radiator that they would eat. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Alien, who felt it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a radiator being the chosen thing.

A Stupid Alien desired a can of coke that they would hug. This might appear to be a new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who felt it was miraculous. Strangely, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

A Stupid Alien carried a bag of poop that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly curious thought, to some, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

A Stupid Alien searched for a crown that they would break. It should have been an original proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item to choose.