Exceptional Alien

Exceptional Alien desperately needed a dildo that they liked to embrace. It is a fairly exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the item selected.

Exceptional Alien desperately desired a mug that they sometimes annihilate It is considered to be an unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a mug was the chosen thing.

Exceptional Alien desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand to share. One might find this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was stunning. A Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

Exceptional Alien had a lava lamp that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was awesome. A lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

Exceptional Alien wanted a radiator that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who felt it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a radiator was the chosen thing.

Exceptional Alien looked for a porno magazine that they liked to break. It would have been a different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a porno magazine of all things.