The Bewildered Alien

The Bewildered Alien always kept a condom that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the thing opted for.

The Bewildered Alien desperately needed a stretchman that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

The Bewildered Alien desperately craved for a stretchman that they would put on his head. This seems a fairly original thought, to most, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Alien craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a fairly new proposal, to you, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Alien had a rubber chicken that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been an exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Alien always carried a pint of cider to eat. This seems to be a new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.