The Famous Alien

The Famous Alien desperately looked for a helmet that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the item to opt for.

The Famous Alien desperately desired a CD player that they liked to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly new thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Alien always kept a computer that they would often sit and look at. It should have been a curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Alien desperately searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems an unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

The Famous Alien found a rubber chicken that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be an exciting proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Famous Alien desperately desired a condom that they would smash. It might have been a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was wonderful. A condom being the item opted for.