cryptid007 (47)in #jerk • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.The Green JerkGreen Jerk desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a somewhat…cryptid007 (47)in #monkey • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Cheerful MonkeyCheerful Monkey needed a helmet that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a…cryptid007 (47)in #cat • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Ugly CatUgly Cat looked for a sword that they liked to smash. It was a fairly funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Cat…cryptid007 (47)in #bear • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Anxious BearAnxious Bear always had with them a cheese grater that they sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly unusual approach…cryptid007 (47)in #monkey • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Round MonkeyRound Monkey desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a bizarre…cryptid007 (47)in #elephant • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Adorable ElephantAdorable Elephant always had with them a vibrator to throw. It was a different idea, to my dad, but not to the…cryptid007 (47)in #newt • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Boring NewtBoring Newt looked for a radiator to smash. It would be a fairly funny proposal, to some, but not to the Newt, who…cryptid007 (47)in #jerk • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Famous JerkFamous Jerk desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a new approach…cryptid007 (47)in #prince • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Foolish PrinceFoolish Prince looked for a computer that they would often eat. It is a different activity, to everybody you know, but…cryptid007 (47)in #orangutan • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Ugly OrangutanUgly Orangutan desperately searched for a pen that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a fairly strange…cryptid007 (47)in #unicorn • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Eccentric UnicornEccentric Unicorn owned a toilet brush that they sometimes play with. This is certainly an extraordinary action, to…cryptid007 (47)in #builder • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Exciting BuilderExciting Builder always carried a condom that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly funny thing…cryptid007 (47)in #builder • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Special BuilderSpecial Builder needed a condom that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a strange…cryptid007 (47)in #scammer • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Brainy ScammerBrainy Scammer often carried a pint of beer that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar…cryptid007 (47)in #reindeer • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Lovely ReindeerLovely Reindeer desperately needed a dildo that they liked to sleep with. It would have been a fairly peculiar…cryptid007 (47)in #aftab • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Yellow AftabYellow Aftab desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a bizarre…cryptid007 (47)in #giraffe • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Little GiraffeLittle Giraffe always carried a porno magazine that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly…cryptid007 (47)in #jerk • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Nervous JerkNervous Jerk had a rubber chicken that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a fairly exciting…cryptid007 (47)in #fish • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Blue FishBlue Fish looked for a CD player to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to…cryptid007 (47)in #snake • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Purple SnakePurple Snake always had with them a pint of cider that they would put up their bum. It would have been a surprising…
