The Fucking Alien

The Fucking Alien always kept a cup that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an astonishing undertaking, to you, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a cup was the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Alien looked for a rubber chicken that they would put down their trousers. It is a fairly new thought, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Alien found a piece of paper that they would embrace. It might be a fairly peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

The Fucking Alien searched for a crown that they would demolish. This might appear to be an odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a crown being the thing opted for.

The Fucking Alien desperately craved for a lava lamp that they liked to sleep with. It should be a fairly strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp having that done to it

The Fucking Alien desperately desired a CD player that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a fairly original suggestion, to most, but not to the Alien, who considered it was amazing. Strangely, a CD player would be the chosen thing.