His Chinese Alien

His Chinese Alien owned a cup that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a cup would be the chosen thing.

His Chinese Alien desired a hat that they would often play with. This is certainly an unusual operation, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a hat was the item that was selected.

His Chinese Alien looked for a toilet brush that they would often embrace. It might have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the item selected.

His Chinese Alien often carried a stapler that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

His Chinese Alien desperately needed a bag of flour that they liked to annihilate It might be a weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

His Chinese Alien desperately searched for a dildo to put in the bath with him. This could be considered an exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the item that was chosen.