The Purple Alien

The Purple Alien often carried a sword that they would occasionally demolish. It might have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Bizarrely, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Alien owned a block of cheese that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

The Purple Alien found a block of cheese that they liked to eat. It should be a surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

The Purple Alien searched for a toilet brush that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

The Purple Alien desperately craved for a tomato that they would put on his head. This seems to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a tomato is the thing to select.

The Purple Alien owned a lava lamp that they liked to throw. It is a fairly peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Honestly, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.