cryptid034 (45)in #servant • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.Her Dodgy ServantDodgy Servant always kept a cheese grater that they would often eat. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thing…cryptid034 (45)in #poodle • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Naughty PoodleNaughty Poodle owned a pint of cider that they would often rub on his belly. This is certainly an original thing to…cryptid034 (45)in #reindeer • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Purple ReindeerPurple Reindeer desperately desired a pencil sharpener to embrace. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to me…cryptid034 (45)in #sparrow • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Lucky SparrowLucky Sparrow needed a big sponge that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly odd approach…cryptid034 (45)in #elf • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Worrisome ElfWorrisome Elf desperately needed a bottle of coke to experiment on. It would have been a fairly original thing to do…cryptid034 (45)in #prince • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Fucking PrinceFucking Prince wanted a computer that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a somewhat surprising operation…cryptid034 (45)in #pigeon • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Fat PigeonFat Pigeon needed a radiator that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly original idea, to many, but not…cryptid034 (45)in #troll • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Green TrollGreen Troll craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to…cryptid034 (45)in #ogre • 29 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Scary OgreScary Ogre always had with them a spade to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly weird approach to life, to me and…cryptid034 (45)in #pet • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Grumpy PetGrumpy Pet needed a set square that they would experiment on. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful…cryptid034 (45)in #artist • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Their Stupid ArtistStupid Artist needed a can of Tango that they sometimes worship. It is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my…cryptid034 (45)in #eagle • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Round EagleRound Eagle desperately wanted a CD player that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been an odd…cryptid034 (45)in #pigeon • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Orange PigeonOrange Pigeon always had with them a condom that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a different…cryptid034 (45)in #nerd • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Determined NerdDetermined Nerd often carried a bag of flour that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly…cryptid034 (45)in #princess • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Adorable PrincessAdorable Princess always carried a bottle of coke that they would throw. This is certainly an extraordinary action, to…cryptid034 (45)in #elf • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch. Fat ElfFat Elf always had with them a radiator that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly…cryptid034 (45)in #princess • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Dodgy PrincessDodgy Princess desperately needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly an original…cryptid034 (45)in #reindeer • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Fucking ReindeerFucking Reindeer owned a toilet brush that they would often eat. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful…cryptid034 (45)in #giraffe • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Lovely GiraffeLovely Giraffe desperately wanted a condom that they would try to balance on their head. It is a weird operation, to…cryptid034 (45)in #fisherman • 3 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Eccentric FishermanEccentric Fisherman found a cheese grater that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly weird and…
