Her Fucking Alien

Her Fucking Alien owned a bag of flour that they sometimes demolish. It should be a somewhat surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

Her Fucking Alien desperately wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly curious activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who considered it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

Her Fucking Alien desired a Harry Potter wand that they would often hug. This could be considered a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. A Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

Her Fucking Alien wanted a sponge that they would drop. This is certainly a surprising idea, to some, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

Her Fucking Alien carried a can of coke to experiment on. It is a fairly funny action, to me, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Fucking Alien had a bottle of coke that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be an original proposal, to some, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.