My Foolish Alien

My Foolish Alien desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly an exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was amazing. A bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

My Foolish Alien needed a pen that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pen was the chosen item.

My Foolish Alien always had with them a piece of paper to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

My Foolish Alien desperately wanted a hat that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a fairly original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing to choose.

My Foolish Alien desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

My Foolish Alien desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally worship. It should be a fairly original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.