funny-x (47)in #jerk • 1 hour agosteemCreated with Sketch. Lonely JerkLonely Jerk owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a surprising…funny-x (47)in #martian • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.My Beautiful MartianBeautiful Martian often carried a lava lamp that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly original…funny-x (47)in #jerk • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Bum Loving JerkBum Loving Jerk desperately needed a condom that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been an exciting thought…funny-x (47)in #viper • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Weary ViperWeary Viper always had with them a pen that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be…funny-x (47)in #ogre • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Nervous OgreNervous Ogre always had with them a stapler that they would play with. This is certainly an exciting activity, to me…funny-x (47)in #cunt • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Troubled CuntTroubled Cunt looked for a can of coke that they would sometimes smash. It should be a fairly different idea, to most…funny-x (47)in #gremlin • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Stupid GremlinStupid Gremlin craved for a helmet that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been…funny-x (47)in #santa • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Brainy SantaBrainy Santa always carried a block of cheese to break. This seems an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife…funny-x (47)in #paki • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Fat PakiFat Paki always kept a crown that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a…funny-x (47)in #queen • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Funny QueenFunny Queen desperately craved for a pen to put on his head. It should be a fairly weird action, to most, but not to…funny-x (47)in #santa • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Eccentric SantaEccentric Santa always kept a pint of beer to put down their trousers. One might say this is a somewhat surprising…funny-x (47)in #hedgehog • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Colourful HedgehogColourful Hedgehog found a magic 8 ball that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a…funny-x (47)in #builder • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Red BuilderRed Builder searched for a spade to eat. It is considered to be an unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the…funny-x (47)in #alien • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Crypting AlienCrypting Alien often carried a computer that they would eat. It would have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to me…funny-x (47)in #jerk • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Weary JerkWeary Jerk desperately needed a melon that they would often worship. It might have been a somewhat surprising thing to…funny-x (47)in #antelope • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Ugly AntelopeUgly Antelope desired a lava lamp that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a fairly astonishing…funny-x (47)in #newt • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Adventurous NewtAdventurous Newt desperately wanted a radiator that they would often insert somewhere. It was a fairly curious idea…funny-x (47)in #pigeon • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Unusual PigeonUnusual Pigeon desperately looked for a spade that they would often sit and look at. It should have been a fairly…funny-x (47)in #robin • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Fat RobinFat Robin desperately needed a block of cheese that they sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly new…funny-x (47)in #baboon • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Careful BaboonCareful Baboon desperately needed a ball that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly…
