The Naughty Alien

The Naughty Alien always kept a cheese grater that they would smash. This might appear to be a bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

The Naughty Alien desperately desired a custard pie to worship. It was a weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the thing selected.

The Naughty Alien always had with them a bottle of coke that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

The Naughty Alien desperately craved for a sword that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a sword is the thing to choose.

The Naughty Alien carried a can of coke to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Alien always had with them a chocolate bar to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a peculiar action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.