The Naughty Alien

The Naughty Alien desperately desired a set of lego to embrace. One might consider this to be an unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Alien owned a sponge that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sponge of all things.

The Naughty Alien desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would often annihilate It would have been a fairly curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who feels it was entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Naughty Alien desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Strangely, a piece of paper being the item selected.

The Naughty Alien often carried a sponge to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly curious operation, to some, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was awe-inspring. A sponge being the chosen thing.

The Naughty Alien needed a set of lego to put up their bum. This might appear to be a surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.