cryptid043 (41)in #jerk • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.My Funny JerkFunny Jerk needed a stapler that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a surprising…cryptid043 (41)in #elf • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Horny ElfHorny Elf carried a bat that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been an odd activity, to…cryptid043 (41)in #jerk • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Handsome JerkHandsome Jerk desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a…cryptid043 (41)in #elf • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Anxious ElfAnxious Elf desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would often embrace. It might be a fairly weird proposal…cryptid043 (41)in #cat • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Silly CatSilly Cat desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a…cryptid043 (41)in #poodle • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Handsome PoodleHandsome Poodle desperately desired a vibrator that they would share. One might consider this to be a funny…cryptid043 (41)in #orangutan • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Talented OrangutanTalented Orangutan carried a sword that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a peculiar exercise…cryptid043 (41)in #hedgehog • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Boring HedgehogBoring Hedgehog looked for a CD player that they liked to eat. It is a curious proposal, to everybody you know, but…cryptid043 (41)in #snake • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Boring SnakeThe Boring Snake found a painting of a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly odd…cryptid043 (41)in #nerd • 29 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Weary NerdWeary Nerd looked for a set of lego that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a fairly new approach to life, to…cryptid043 (41)in #alien • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Hungry AlienThe Hungry Alien desperately desired a set of lego to smash. This could be considered a fairly surprising approach to…cryptid043 (41)in #hedgehog • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Eccentric HedgehogThe Eccentric Hedgehog desperately searched for a stapler that they liked to demolish. It would be a weird action, to…cryptid043 (41)in #cunt • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Lucky CuntA Lucky Cunt desperately looked for a vibrator that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly…cryptid043 (41)in #princess • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch. Bewildered PrincessBewildered Princess owned a tomato that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a strange…cryptid043 (41)in #artist • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Weary ArtistA Weary Artist looked for a pint of beer that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be a curious action…cryptid043 (41)in #orangutan • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Crazy OrangutanA Crazy Orangutan always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a…cryptid043 (41)in #lunatic • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Gentle LunaticMy Gentle Lunatic carried a mug that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a strange exercise, to my…cryptid043 (41)in #gremlin • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Jolly GremlinThe Jolly Gremlin desperately desired a can of coke that they liked to sit and look at. It is an exciting thing to do…cryptid043 (41)in #builder • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Bum Loving BuilderHer Bum Loving Builder wanted a wig that they would occasionally break. It is a fairly extraordinary idea, to my mum…
